[Joe 6-pack]

"I flew over the Christmas holiday. I opted out of the naked body scanner. I asked if I could have a woman feel me up instead of a man. I was told no, it has to be a man."

In the spirit of the DADT repeal, you should have told them that you were a flaming homo and that a guy-grope would get you all hot and bothered.

[Gabrial]

“In the spirit of the DADT repeal, you should have told them that you were a flaming homo and that a guy-grope would get you all hot and bothered.”

If I had to bet my own money, I would have bet the TSA agent the felt my genitalia was a homosexual. The reason I say this is the only thing he felt up twice were my inner thighs and testicles. He also looked like he was enjoying himself immensely. Most likely his dream job, getting to touch men's junk all day.