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To: Sub-Driver
Yes, because he hasn't been to the beach in quite awhile and doesn't like the public to see his pastey pale body. Barack Obama has tanlines.


8 posted on 12/28/2010 2:26:19 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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To: a fool in paradise

 
What the.....?
 
"Bammie -  Put that thing back in your pants RIGHT NOW!!!"


23 posted on 12/28/2010 2:31:20 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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wow you could hollow him out and make a wet suit


32 posted on 12/28/2010 2:35:00 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom)
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**berf**

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth


49 posted on 12/28/2010 2:55:44 PM PST by sten
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To: a fool in paradise; Sub-Driver

He’s the same color (torso area) as the (Caucasian) guy in sunglasses watching him (top picture).

I don’t think he’s had his chest waxed, though: he doesn’t have the hairy arms and legs that would naturally go with a hairy chest.


50 posted on 12/28/2010 2:58:00 PM PST by thecodont
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To: a fool in paradise

(Photo from wonkette's web site)

Perhaps Obama uses Retin-A on his face and neck-- ostensibly to smooth face wrinkles cosmetically, but in actuality, to make him look more "black" as long as he has a shirt and pants on. Even if he does not use Retin-A or some other means of deliberate darkening of his skin I can easily agree with the notion that photogs are banned from revealing his true whitey-white-whitey-ness, because in photos, from the neck down, Obama looks like a WHITE GUY with his shirt off.

Consider the possibility... Obama: WHITE GUY "passing." That would make Obama, let's see, yes... the first white-guy-passing-as-black president!

Or perhaps, given all the attention he puts into controlling his appearance, the first gay-white-guy-passing-as-black president!!

Maybe it is time for the first conceited-narcissistic-affirmative-action-racist-dual-national-foreign-born-socialist-bastard-gay-white-guy-passing-as-black president to come out of the closet!!!

40 years ago, I doubt anyone in the USA would have given this silly collectivist freak man child the time of day, much less elect him president. But since then, we have come a long way, baby. Every day with Obama as president breathes new life into the notion that we must be on the verge of living in interesting times...

And by "interesting" I mean really interesting in the original sense of the phrase... fasten-your-seatbelts-six-sigma interesting...

BTW If we did not live in such interesting times, I wonder what really-black black guy would be caught dead reading Pickles while at the office?

Yo,Obama (yeah you, pale-skin), time to embrace your inner whiteboyness!! :-)

63 posted on 01/02/2011 5:39:16 PM PST by SteveH (First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
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