At least it wasn't about all the Californians that are coming to Texas :)
And I thank you for that. There really is bliss in ignorance.
About half of them will go back to where they came from when they go through their first Texas summer, and find out summer can last for 6-8 months.
Let they find out first hand what a turd floater of a rain is, and the fire ants find a nice dry spot in their house.
Better yet, let them find out electric cars don't do real good in water.