That's pretty funny but as a fact, I've learned from you.
There are people here who would ridicule the story of Baalam and his ass, most of those who would, probably have never heard of it though.
I take the story as the literal truth, never doubting in the least. The Old and New Testaments are filled with God's miracles.
My personal favorite is that God would send His only Son to suffer and die and be resurrected for a wretch like me.
I praise Him for it.
Nah: from GOD.
I merely pointed it out to you.