List of Proper sweaters allowed according to principal Amy Etheridge-Conti:
1) Mao sweaters
2) A sweater depicting Christ in a jar of urine
3) Any Sweater celebrating the religion of peace
4) Che Sweaters
5) of course, an Obama sweater is always permitted.
6) Anti-war sweaters
7) Red Sweaters with a hammer and sickle—those are not weapons, by the way, but tools of the oppressed.
8) A sweater with a decapitated Sarah Palin
9) A sweater stating —spreading of wealth is good for society
10) Any pro-choice sweater
Since this is the DC area, Redskin sweaters are prohibited due to offending Native Americans.
The candy canes contain a subversive subliminal message, and this principal was just fighting it.
Christmas Candy Cane Poem
Look at the Candy Cane
What do you see?
Stripes that are red
Like the blood shed for me
White is for my Savior
Who’s sinless and pure!
“J” is for Jesus My Lord, that’s for sure!
Turn it around
And a staff you will see
Jesus my shepherd
Was born for Me!