Really? It obviously revolves around a certain newbie who hasn't even been posting here for a solid month. One who would spit on a long-time Freeper and throw his friendly advice back in his face, while hurling a couple of choice ad hominems at him for good measure.
No, pal, you're the tough guy know-it-all here. Me? I'm just some simpleton who's posted some 14,000 times to this forum over the last three and a half years, after lurking for two years prior to that. What would I know?
Keep an eye out for those kitties, and brace yourself for impact if you smell ozone.
LOL@U