“Damn dog didn’t understand English...
Some owners neglect their dogs English lessons..”
We purchased a horse from a farm in Germany sight unseen. After it arrived to the States we found the horse to be, shall I say, stupid. In talking with the previous owner we discovered the horse had been trained with vocal commands in German.
Needless to say the horse is now bilingual and follows commands very well.
In all seriousness, it is the responsibility of a real man to know the ways of dogs. Unfortunately, so many men have become so feminized that they have become frightened of dogs and do not know how to properly handle even mildly aggressive ones.
A golden retriever? This officer needs to turn in his man card.