My day began as normal. I got up, ate breakfast, then took a seat at my computer in my mom’s basement (I didn’t shower today because I figured that, well, I had just showered 5 days ago and it hadn’t been that long yet). So I sat there in my underwear and I logged onto to DU and talked with all my buddies, but then got bored after a while. *sigh* “What should I do now?” *yawn* “Maybe I should get a job...” *think think* “Nah,” I said to myself, “That would be too much work.”
“Oh, I know! I’ll troll FR again! That’s it! I know my last account got zotted after 2 days, but I can always create a new one!” So I logged onto FR and created an account named JoeShmo. Then I thought to myself, “should I post something bold right away, or should I pretend I’m one of them for a while?” “Hmm… I have no patience for pretending today, I want to get to the fun right away! But what should I post?” *think think* *sees Jim Rob’s thread about homosexuality* “Oh! I know! I’ll post on this one this time!” Hee hee! *posts really bold statement in defense of gays* *calls everybody bigots* *sends out nasty FReepmail* *adds liberal keywords*
*sits and waits for responses* Ha haa hee hee! “ This is going to be fun to watch," I said to myself. Then I ran upstairs to get myself some mac and cheese (that I got with my food stamps) to eat while the fun was going on. I sat looking at the screen for a long time, refreshing it every 10 seconds. Then finally I got my first response:
It read: “IBTZ”
“Aw man,” I thought. I was hoping for something a little more interesting. Then I received another:
“Go back to DU troll!”
“Darn!” I was just at DU earlier. I was looking for some fun. I was hoping to get people to argue with me all day. Then, about 10 minutes later, another response came in:
“Hey guys, look at this FReepmail I got from this troll! LOL! It read:
You guys are stupid f****** bigots!!!! Go to h***!
Did anyone else get one?”
There came a few responses in the affirmative. Well, this was finally starting to get a little more interesting, I thought. *giggle giggle* “ I should say something really good!” I thought. So I posted a comment comparing JimRob to Hitler. No response for a while. I refreshed my screen a million times! Then one finally came from Jim Robinson:
“ZOT!”
Then came a bunch of "IATZ"s and Viking Kitty pics.
Oh well. That was the end of my career as JoeShmo. I wonder what name I should use tomorrow?
The troll should have a sterno vapor burp from drinking sterno in there somewhere.
I think.
I dunno, I’m asleep on my feet.
that really does apply to these trolls too.
I pity them in a way for having no life and never understanding how the word evolves