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A father took his young son with him to the bank to take care of some transactions. Since it was lunchtime, and the bank branch was downtown, there were a number of business people in line ahead of them. The father dutifully got into the rope chutes to wait for the next available teller.
Standing in front of them was a female executive type, wearing the latest in corporate fashion and carrying a leather briefcase with a matching leather purse slung over her shoulder. There was a pager clipped to the purse, and the woman was quite large.
After standing in line for a few minutes, the son, pointing to the woman ahead, remarked “Dad, that woman has the biggest butt I have ever seen.”
His father, surprised and embarrassed, chastised his son for saying things that might hurt someone else’s feelings. “Ssshh, don’t say things like that, it isn’t nice.”
A few minutes later, almost to the front of the line, the son again remarked “Dad, that woman has the biggest thighs I have ever seen.”
The father, this time more sternly, replied, “Be quiet, we are almost done here. We’ll talk about this when we get home.”
Just at that moment, the woman’s pager went off. beep..beep..beep..beep
With that the son yells, “LOOK OUT DAD, SHE’S BACKING UP!!!”