[The Comedian]

Hannity is not the brightest bulb out there. He doesn’t know any topic that is not listed on current talking points.

I was going to say exactly the same thing, lightbulb reference and all...

I can't for the life of me figure out why he's successful. Inarticulate, uninformed, unoriginal, and his most popular (judging by repeat frequency) "challenging" callers are screamingly illiterate blacks. "With great specificity"...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Cobra64]

He’s yet to figure out the proper usage of “me” and “I”.”

[Joe 6-pack]

"I can't for the life of me figure out why he's successful."

Because chicks think he's cute.

Hannity reminds me of an old Bobcat Goldthwaite stand up bit when he talked about getting his SAT results. His score was in the bottom 5th percentile. He rationalized that if he was in a room of 100 people there would be four people dumber than him, and he mused, "I could be their leader!"