It happened to my wife. She was sitting at a stop light when the guy in front put the car in reverse and ran into her. He jumped out of the car and ran into the house which turned out to be a home for Vietnamese refugees started by the Lutherans. The cops arrived and the whole house emptied out with everyone jabbering. The cop asked my wife “Which one was it?”. She replied “Be serious. They all look the same”. He started pulling drivers licenses and discovered 3 of them had the same license and insurance card in the same name.
The Lutheran pastor arrived and started making excuses. Then has accused my wife of running into the refugee. She has been working 3rd shift in a southern cotton mill and was well-versed in all manner of colorful speech which the Lutheran pastor discovered, ending with the question of why these people were’t “stinking up a jungle somewhere instead of taking our jobs”.
The cop made a threat about the funny licenses and the matter was settled.
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Taking in the world’s refuse and have them crap in our food bowl!