Posted on 12/13/2010 10:13:08 PM PST by Abakumov
One score and four months ago, American voters brought forth in this country a historic presidency, conceived in hope and dedicated to the proposition that yes, we can.
Now I am engaged in a great political war, the conditions of which I largely inherited from my predecessor, testing whether this presidency, or indeed any presidency, at least one so crowned in virtue, can long endure....
And from these honored dead I take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion to me. I highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain - that this nation, under God, or under Allah, or whatever faith we equally revere, if any - shall have a new birth of responsible social equality and reasonable opportunity under fair, obligatory government supervision - and that people of the government, by the government, and for the government shall not perish from the earth until a proper time, as determined by the appropriate federal health care panels.
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Cheers!
This parody would be ROTFL funny, if not so spot-on scary.
That is what he would say!
And the end of the speech would be: “Now I’ve kept my wife waiting for 30 minutes, so if there are any questions, Bill will answer them for you.”
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to
the children of Israel “pick up your shovel,
mount your asses and camels, and I will
lead you to the promised land”.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light
up a Camel, this is the promised land”.
Now Obama has stolen your
shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of Camels, and mortgaged the
promised land.
Keeper. That’s going to make my circuit.
Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences
1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama was elected in 2008, nearly 150 years later.
2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs.
3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.
4) Each man’s wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House.
5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.
6) Lincoln was shot in Ford’s Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford.
7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.
8) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67.
9) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both moved to Illinois.
10) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter “O” in their last name.
11) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly one.
12) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.
13) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care.
14) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.
15) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.
16) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.
17) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.
18) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression.
19) Lincoln and Obama were both the first President with a beard.
20) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You’re not allowed to say Barack Obama’s middle name.
hahahaha!
“One score and four months ago”?
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