Posted on 12/13/2010 8:22:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
27 here at 11am. Where am I????? My consolation is that there is record cold in Cancun, and for that, I guess it needs to be cold here. I will take it. Gore effect.
Of course, you should be sharing with us and you are not.
War Cam Heisman!
Speaking of Arizona, I saw a map of the USA yesterday, showing favor/disfavor of gay marriage. It showed AZ as being more favorable than California. Explains why that limp wrist McCain gets voted in time after time.
sharin ?........I’m cannin the stuff and sellin it by the gross
Hello.
I am in Alabama. I can only guess that my state was one of the most, ahem, “bigoted”??
Darn.
it must be a political piece then cause queers do NOT celebrate loud and public here........we care hoglegs just to go to the 7-11 here
That is why Rush is the master.
Yes, Alabama was so far the other way, no other state came close. Even Texas was more “favorable”.
I will take a gross. However, I meant that you all should be cold too, like the rest of us. I like your idea better.
Of course, I am stuck in side anyway, nursing a sick college student with a fever, and breaking in a new washing machine. Just what I wanted for Christmas/not.
Hi there CC!
Look, FARGING ICEHOLE IN DA HOUSE......
I spent mucho dinero this summer putting in a transfer switch and generator in preparation, it’s like your air conditioner going out in the middle of summer for 5 days every other month. HA!
Lady, if you need to find a new space, there is plenty between your ears where most people have a brain.
Not surprising.
80 huh? Well it’s 16 here, wind chill of -9.
At least the rock salt was dirt cheap. 2.49 for a 25 lb bag. Or the store made a big mistake.....
it’s 80 so just leave the clothes
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