[markomalley]

That's one way to do it.

[ConservaTexan]

Phillip Genscher is now qualified for a leadership position with the GOP.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Sounds quite reasonable to me.

[101voodoo]

To quote Bubba,”You better put some ice on that”

[davius]

I hope that Phil was actually guilty of something. Otherwise his ex-wife, unhappy landlord, or stiffed bookie got the crazy Russian to do their dirty work for the price of an anonymous phone call.

[Joe Boucher]

Be a much more effective story with photos.

Morning MarkOmalley.

[al baby]

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you
just served?’

The waiter replied,
‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!’

The cowboy said,
‘What the heck, bring me an order.’

The waiter replied,
‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.’

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.’

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull
wins.

[paulycy]

Bread knives are serrated.

[martin_fierro]

He told police: "I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn't stop him – so I did.
"I saw it as my duty as a father."

Ich bin ein ball-intervenor.

[pgkdan]

Good for him!

[Charles Henrickson]

The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator.

Ich bin ein Ball-owner.

[a fool in paradise]

An enraged father who disapproved of his daughter's older boyfriend went to his home and castrated him with a bread knife.

At first I read that as butter knife.

[pissant]

Good

[Grunthor]

What’s the problem?

[NFHale]

Quoting from the article: “...He told police: “I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn’t stop him – so I did. ...I saw it as my duty as a father.”

Well, hey...way to go Dad!!!

Can’t say them Germans don’t have serious balls... well, maybe ONE of them doesn’t...

BaddabING!

Here till Tuesday...Try the veal!

[ApplegateRanch]

They say don’t go on Wolverton Mountain if you’re looking for a wife
Cause Clifton Clowers has a pretty young daughter
And he’s mighty handy with a gun and a knife
Her tender lips are sweeter than honey and Wolverton Mountain protects her there
The bears and the birds tell Clifton Clowers if a stranger should wander there

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/webb_pierce/#share

[TexasRepublic]

Guess what the dachshund is having for dinner?

[Soothesayer9]

"Seifert pleaded guilty and will be on trial for attempted murder next year.

All one needs to know right here.

[hoyt-clagwell]

Millions of young German men are putting this girl on their do not call list and erasing her Facebook page....

[Gene Eric]

“Before you meet my dad, there’s something I need to tell you.”

[Bringbackthedraft]

It sorta reminds me of that bull fighter joke. “Senior, sometimes the bull wins.”