I’ll go camping, too and I want to shoot the guns and pack one too!
I want Sarah to teach me how to shoot. I’ll just pretend the targets are members of the press LOL
If you do, always remember the top 10 "Redneck Gun Safety Rules":
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at at hippie or communist.
9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot eachother. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the practice range.
6. When unholstering your weapon, it’s customary to say “Excuse me while I whip this out.”
5. Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around the store yelling “I have a gun! I have a gun!”.
1. And the most important rule of gun safety. Don’t piss me off!
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