Our illustrious president did just get elbowed in the lip playing basketball, or so we’re told. Could that be it?
"It is with a heavy heart that I make this announcement. I recently had a serious injury while playin' ball. I caught an ebbo inna mouf. Mah doctor says if I ain careful wit my healf fer a while, I gonna die. So, I not gonna be president no moe. I be leavin on out! Hey, Joe, stand up, Joe. Oh, God love you! What am I talkin about. Joe is too drunk to stand up. Well, anyway, he be your new man."