Ha!
thanks for the laugh... I have had the same thoughts about the loss of the black olive Sabra hummus...
Back on topic, the Muslim Students Society at Princeton is pretty vicious (by Ivy League standards) and well organized, though they are mostly kept in check due to the various ethnic and religious groups on campus who have members who came directly from areas of the world under attack from real Muslim extremists.
The MSS just made me add Sabra hummus to the grocery list, even though I still have an unwrapped tub in the refrigerator. Probably not the response they were hoping to inspire.