FBI warns Barbie doll could be used for child porn (Barbie 'Video Girl' Doll Cyber Crime Alert!)

Reuters ^ | 12/6/10 | Dan Whitcomb

[NormsRevenge]

According to the Mattel website, the doll, which sells for $49.99, has been nominated for 2011 Toy of the Year.

“Girls can record and play back clips with this multi-tasking doll, which has a video camera built right in,” the website says in part.

[MrDem]

The FBI has issued a "cyber crime alert" for a new Barbie doll that comes equipped with a tiny hidden video camera in her chest,

Oh no!!!! Videos of Ken being on top will flood the internet...

[ColdOne]

MAKE THIS INSANITY STOP......PLEASE.

[WOBBLY BOB]

All released by Ken’s publicist to reinflate his sagging career.

[The Magical Mischief Tour]

Better look out now, some cop see you with one, standing in line a Toys R Us... next thing you know a SWAT Team will be kicking in your door on a no-knock warrant looking for “child porn”...

[MrB]

There’s a youtube called “barbie gets hacked” where they remove the video recorder. It’s TINY, and could be used for covert recordings.

[FormerACLUmember]

First they came for the chocolate brownies and I did not speak out because I did not eat chocolate brownies.

Then they came for the Barbie Dolls...

[colorado tanker]

Ken: Barbie, I have this feeling someone's watching us.

Barbie: Don't worry, Ken, trust me . . . .

[OneWingedShark]

Hmmm, maybe the TSA could incorporate it into their children's game.

[Billthedrill]

Ken just hasn’t been the same guy since she dumped him for GI Joe.

[KarlInOhio]

The FBI has issued a "cyber crime alert" for a new Barbie doll

We are lucky to live in a world where there is nothing interesting going on in the world of computer crime recently. < /sarcasm which goes to eleven>

[Zarro]

Similar to my thoughts. We should worry about “Barbie porn” when the TSA is taking porno pics of their own in almost every major airport? What the hell is going on in this country?

[TaxPayer2000]

And here she is:

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The mere possession of a digital camera now proves intent to distribute child pornography.

The legal system we deserve.

[JennysCool]

This and a zillion other instances make one thing abundantly clear: There are far too many people people in federal employment, and they have way too much time on their hands.

That elephant in the room is going to have to be addressed someday, and it might as well be the 2012 presidential election. A candidate who says he or she will reduce the size of government by half or more will -- despite a long, horrified scream from the liberal media -- win in a walk.

[KarlInOhio]

Barbie Gets Hacked!

I never thought I would hear the words "hidden butt screw" associated with Barbie. (he was talking about the bolt in her backside, you pervs)

The camera takes up most of her torso with the battery stored in her thigh. It isn't nearly as tiny as I thought it was when I just saw the lens.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Barbie Girl

If Barbie looks like this, I want some :-)

[MrB]

at the swearing in in 2013:

“... so help me God. [pause] I hereby dissolve all executive branch ‘alphabet’ agencies and bureaucracies.”

[ExGeeEye]

Smaller than this?