"I understand she tried to book Charles Dickens on the show, but was disappointed to hear that he had died 140 years ago."
Meanwhile, in a ruse to garner Oprah's attention, the Herman Melville estate is furiously engaged in the effort to have Moby Dick officially re-titled, Killin' Whitey.
20 posted on 12/06/2010 1:32:11 PM PST by Joe 6-pack
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