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999! Someone's stolen my snowman
walesonline.co.uk ^ | 3 Dec 2010 | unattributed

Posted on 12/03/2010 3:26:13 PM PST by smokingfrog

A woman dialled 999 to report a theft – of a snowman outside her house.

Police said she thought it demanded their involvement because she had used pound coins for the eyes and teaspoons for the arms.

The woman, from Chatham, Kent, has been “spoken to” by officers to advise her about what constitutes a real emergency.

Chief Inspector Simon Black, from Kent Police’s force contact and control centre, said: “This call could have cost someone’s life if there was a genuine emergency and they couldn’t get through.

“It was completely irresponsible.

Kent Police issued a transcript of the “completely irresponsible” call which they received overnight as they fielded thousands of calls from people because of the sub-zero conditions.

In the call, the woman tells the operator: “There’s been a theft from outside my house.

“I haven’t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he’s gone.”

The operator asks “Who’s gone?” and the woman replies: “My snowman.

“I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about, he’d be safe.”

The incredulous operator asks her: “Do you mean an ornament?” The woman replies: “No, a snowman made of snow, I made him myself.

“It ain’t a nice road but you don’t expect anybody to nick your snowman.”

The operator then tells her that it is an emergency line and she should not be ringing it to report the theft of a snowman.

Chief Inspector Simon Black, from Kent Police’s force contact and control centre, said: “This call could have cost someone’s life if there was a genuine emergency and they couldn’t get through.

“It was completely irresponsible.

(Excerpt) Read more at walesonline.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Unclassified; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: irresponsible; notanemergency
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1 posted on 12/03/2010 3:26:16 PM PST by smokingfrog
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To: smokingfrog

.....and they probably really had nothing else to do and they wouldn’t look for the old ladies snowman.


2 posted on 12/03/2010 3:28:26 PM PST by donhunt (I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting me.)
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To: smokingfrog

I blame global warmning.

Can Al Gore account for his whereabouts?


3 posted on 12/03/2010 3:28:43 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: smokingfrog

In other news temperatures in the area have been higher than normal.


4 posted on 12/03/2010 3:28:55 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: smokingfrog

Is 9-9-9 the Welsh version of 9-1-1?


5 posted on 12/03/2010 3:39:46 PM PST by AuH2ORepublican (If a politician won't protect innocent babies, what makes you think that he'll protect your rights?)
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To: smokingfrog
The woman, from Chatham, Kent, has been “spoken to” by officers

Wow, that's so much more harsh than a congressional censure!

6 posted on 12/03/2010 3:49:32 PM PST by bgill (K Parliament- how could a young man born in Kenya who is not even a native American become the POTUS)
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To: AuH2ORepublican

I believe it is the emergency number throughout the UK. While the source of the article is Wales Online, this happened in Kent, which is in southeast England.


7 posted on 12/03/2010 3:50:04 PM PST by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: AuH2ORepublican
Is 9-9-9 the Welsh version of 9-1-1?

Evidently. And so much easier to remember!

8 posted on 12/03/2010 3:51:39 PM PST by smokingfrog ( ><{{{{{(0>)
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To: smokingfrog

This is why you don’t put a magic hat on your snowman three weeks before Christmas.


9 posted on 12/03/2010 3:55:30 PM PST by jpf (http://flood-mybigmouth.blogspot.com/)
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To: smokingfrog

I be they were so mean, on such a nice and sunny day, the thieves even left a puddle of water where the snowman was.


10 posted on 12/03/2010 4:12:17 PM PST by mnehring
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To: smokingfrog
“I haven’t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he’s gone.”

Snowmen are gay?

11 posted on 12/03/2010 4:14:41 PM PST by mikrofon (She got the cold shoulder from the cops...)
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To: smokingfrog; a fool in paradise

Police are on the lookout for a hot snowman!


12 posted on 12/03/2010 4:14:46 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: AuH2ORepublican

999 has been the emergency number in England for years ... ok, so now the question - how do you hide/see a snowman in a blizzard. Also, why not just take the coins and spoons instead of transporting a whole snowman ... them things do weigh a bit ....


13 posted on 12/03/2010 4:15:04 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only a lawyer and a painter can change black to white)
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To: mikrofon

14 posted on 12/03/2010 4:25:56 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: ReverendJames
Also, why not just take the coins and spoons instead of transporting a whole snowman ...

Maybe somebody wanted to hide a body in the snowman?

(as in an Old Time Radio program "The Saint" epi...)

15 posted on 12/03/2010 4:27:14 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: smokingfrog

Even if the police went and found the thing, how could she prove it was hers? Guess they would need to hold a snowman line-up :)


16 posted on 12/03/2010 4:28:26 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: smokingfrog

Chief Inspector Simon Black sounds like a drama queen. It’s not like the British cops are maintaining public safety.

It will probably turn out to be a gang of ‘Asian Youths’, and the woman will be arrested for a hate crime.


17 posted on 12/03/2010 4:28:58 PM PST by PAR35
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To: Calvin Locke; ReverendJames

Or maybe they didn’t just want the money, maybe they wanted a snowman and were too lazy to make their own. Next time, I’d advise the lady to make a real ugly snowman, so nobody in their right mind would want it - a snowman only a mother could love :)


18 posted on 12/03/2010 4:31:30 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: smokingfrog
“I haven’t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he’s gone.”

The fag was gone?

19 posted on 12/03/2010 4:32:48 PM PST by OCC
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To: Boogieman

Ever seen the snowmen in Calvin and Hobbs? Now those were real snowmen ....


20 posted on 12/03/2010 4:33:03 PM PST by ReverendJames (Only a lawyer and a painter can change black to white)
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