Posted on 12/01/2010 8:26:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think it’s telling that she’s more concerned that Palin will be the leader of the free world, versus the Republican nominee. Makes me think she’s a lib sympathizer.
I don’t “get” modern art or performance art. Why is performance art so focused on all things sexual?
In the Mood
Pennsylvania 6-5000
Song of India
Jumpin' at the Woodside
or a better way to ask your question...why is sexual reference always used to attack God’s rules
Great songs! I listen to the ‘40’s on 4 until Rush, usually. That was until it was hijacked for Christmas music. My favorite song, for no particular reason, is “On the Atchison, Topeka, and the Santa Fe”.
We had to read a poem in college titled “the pope’s penis” and I remember being mortified. Honestly, the poem had no point other than to offend.
.....I don’t “get” modern art or performance art. Why is performance art so focused on all things sexual?.....
and feces and urine and rotting food—guess it’s indicative of their depraved minds.
......My favorite song, for no particular reason, is “On the Atchison, Topeka, and the Santa Fe”....
by the fabulous Judy Garland!!
I have always loved her version of “Have yourself a merry little christmas)
case closed
Exactly!!!
Yes, the Judy Garland version is the best! She was a beautiful lady, with a beautiful voice. Pity that Hollywood affected her the way it did.
Thank me!
Wouldn’t this be a better use for WikiLeaks?
I’m just saying... ;-)
Well alrighty then...
YOU BETCHA!
re=wrap the presents you peeked at ?
Only thing I’ve done is put out the Nativity scene and lights.
Cam cleared by NCAA.
I thow’d ya under the bus a few posts up sayin the thread was slow cause you was present peekin.....it ain’t gotta be true but the seriousness of the charge requires............
Goody. Maybe my little Enes will be cleared by the appeals committee.
Glad Cam was cleared - the whole thing was BS.
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