[GQuagmire]

And away we go....

[ChildOfThe60s]

Now we are getting a preview of the guidelines ObamaCare will use to decide if you can get medical care.

Obviously, if your index finger is the correct length there will be no need for you to get PSAs anymore, thus saving the government money.

Look for more studies like this to help the government eliminate expensive and wasteful tests from our medical system. Next up, crystals hanging from strings to replace MRIs as diagnostic tools.

[Slings and Arrows]

Men whose index fingers are longer than their ring, or fourth, fingers run a significantly lower risk of prostate cancer

If you are male, you are looking at your hand as you read this.