Posted on 11/30/2010 8:32:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Tax On Liberal Protected Money Vaults called Foundations BUMP!
dang—I am so sorry to hear that it went this way.
Good grief! Will the GOP grow a spine?
Knowing you , her loss.
Still sorry it happened that way.
OMG!
I am so sorry. I wanted the fairy tale ending :o(
No explanation?
yep...I was 8 yrs 3 months old when she drove off from the orphants home and I remember EVERYTHING and that was too much pain for her to re feel.........so I’m told.....so I slept on the airport floor bawled for about an hour and then got over it........and came home
via Legal Insurrection:
And Now I Insult Joe Scarborough
There is a lot which could be said about Joe Scarborough’s very personal and demeaning screed against Sarah Palin, but I’ll rest on this response:
“You are the Alan Colmes of MSNBC, and I mean no offense to Alan Colmes.”
On second thought, maybe I just insulted Alan Colmes. Sorry.
So sorry to hear of your Thanksgiving.
Yo Joe. To my knowledge SP has never had any dead bodies laying around her campaign offices...
Need a better call screener. Pet spay/neutering is a hot topic?
IMO, all of these MSNBC outbursts ARE ON PURPOSE!!!
They are being purposely made to bring about a new call for the Fairness Doctrine.
Hello.
Bob!
Hi.
What was that all about? No one really cares if Rush has his spayed/neutered or not.
Sorry.
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