[Petruchio]

I gave up trying to impress women. I ain’t rich and I can’t carry a dozen donuts without hands. The 2 biggest things going for me is I am conservative and I am not dead.

It’s ok because I have my computer. My computer does not nag or try to change me.

[Erasmus]

I ain’t rich and I can’t carry a dozen donuts without hands.

Well, at least you can make them, if only one at a time.

≤}B^)