Obama Needs Stitches After Being Hurt During Basketball Game (12 stitches in his lip)

Fox News ^ | 11/26/10 | AP

[Red in Blue PA]

WASHINGTON -- The White House says President Barack Obama has received 12 stitches in his lip after being hit during a pick up basketball game.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs says the president was inadvertently struck by someone's elbow Friday.

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[dragnet2]

So now he’s got a fat lip and fat bi**h....

[Red in Blue PA]

What an athlete!/sarc

[WellyP]

Grab some DNA! We can find out who Bambi’s daddy isn’t!

[LostInBayport]

Guy in green tie: "Must not laugh, must...not...laugh...!"

[Red in Blue PA]

[Tunehead54]

I wish I knew whose elbow it was ... I’d like to send him a thank you note! ;-)

[NautiNurse]

12 stitches for a split lip? What, are they doing embroidery now in ERs?

Rest assured TOTUS had a plastic surgeon provide cosmetic repair for the outer layers, and an oral surgeon for the internal laceration repair. The rest of us plebeians would do just fine with the ER doctor repairing the wound.

[phalynx]

So now the TSA has just announced they are going to have to start searching passengers for basketballs.

[miele man]

Love your caption. Just busted a gut laughing at it!!!

[EggsAckley]

Now, that THERE is funny!!

[Kirkwood]

Is that asian guy a SS agent? Used to be SS agents were 6'4" and 220lbs of solid muscle. He looks to be 5'2" and kind of flabby.

[devane617]

Probably correct.

[tumblindice]

“She said `Shut up’. I thought she said `Stand up.”
Not-my-president Obama

[hattend]

Mr Miagi

trying to toughen Obama up

Wax on, wax off.

[thecodont]

Who knows? He might be an expert in martial arts. Appearances can be deceiving.

[cruise_missile]

Looks like two things he is really bad at.

[miele man]

Yes, I was thinking the same.

[mojitojoe]

Yep, it was either MO or maybe he got in the middle of a fight between iReggie and Kal Penn over who got to share the showers with oBamsy.

[BenLurkin]

[Kirkwood]

And times have changed.