WHAT on earth IS this... thing?It's obviously the offspring of a backstreet affair between Zelda Gilroy and Hank (The Face That Looks Like a Clenched Fist) Bauer.
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. When she was born the doctor slapped her father. Beat with an ugly stick til it broke.
Just told 3 funnier jokes than she’s told in the sorry life. Looks don’t count.
Dang! No wonder she is a commedienne, who wouldn’t laugh at that mug! Geez, isn’t that just the perfect picture to go along with the epitome of job security.