[Jack Hydrazine]

TSA: We have what it takes to take off what you don’t want to take off before take off.

[Caribou]

TSA=Touching Senstive Areas

[KEVLAR]

How about these?

TSA: Can’t see London, Can’t see France, Unless we see your underpants.

TSA: It’s not a grope, it’s a freedom Pat!

TSA: Don’t worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

[OldMissileer]

TSA - “We handle more packages than USPS.”