Posted on 11/24/2010 8:10:55 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Me too. Little Piper just takes the cake in my book. She cracks me up!
Hey, Obie, pick on somebody your own size...
What a POS.
You stole my thunder :o(
I about did a backflip off the couch when she said that.
WAY TO GO BRISTOL! Mr Serpenthead may ask you to donate your cojones to 0bamadinedjad too!
Bet you’re right. What I was thinking that he simply responded to Baba’s question to give the impression of bravery. It came across as bravado, but he probably doesn’t realize that.
Bristol pistol pong!
Happy Thnaksgiving !!
And a WAY TO GO GIRL!!!! to Bristol!!
I thought she did an AWESOME job last nite. 3rd place for a non-dancer/entertainer is amazing!
Too bad botox face won
seriously—if Bristol wasn’t gonna win I was rooting for Kyle.
Bad disk my butt.
MOrnin.
In just in time to hear the true thanksgiving story.
Hi.
So, can a turkey pardon a turkey?
Anyone notice Mark crying during Bristol's recap? He really liked her I think. He got to experience the same hate the Palins have 24/7 and I think it finally hit him. I'd like to see who he votes for next.
Good grief, was he on there AGAIN?!?!?!???
Maybe he becomes Conservative. Shirley and Sarah sit together during the show.
Hi.
Who is Shirley?
Marks ma.
Shall we gather on your WE thread after the game on Friday? You do have somewhat of an AU ping list???
I have decided that I have to stay off of FB until Sunday or I may not remain friends with some friends.
Lots of childish behavior goings ons around here. Sigh.
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