So here’s what I’m going to do.
I’m going to have a special t-shirt made. It’ll simply have the words of the Fourth Amendment printed on it.
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons... against unreasonable searches and seizures shall not be violated...”
And I’ll just stand there and let them do their groping.
If anyone would like to steal this idea and turn it into a commercial enterprise, feel free. I’m too busy and live too far away from a city to do this myself. I’d buy the shirt, though.