I wonder if the TSA has a DADT policy for their screeners? Or can a openly gay TSA screener do pats downs (of children, ugh)? Inquiring minds what to know....
Ask them if they have a policy of not hiring queers?
Ask the screener if they are a queer, bi, or any other such fruit.
If they refuse to give a ‘straight’ answer, then request a Female to do the feel-up/hand job.
Be sure to use those terms. That should really wind their watch.