Ask them if they have a policy of not hiring queers?
Ask the screener if they are a queer, bi, or any other such fruit.
If they refuse to give a ‘straight’ answer, then request a Female to do the feel-up/hand job.
Be sure to use those terms. That should really wind their watch.
Good idea but I do think the leftists are much better at this sort of thing. Hopefully someone on their side will organize a “Pee Queue Society,” or other such cute name, in which the activists arrive at the checkpoints with full bladders and let loose upon contact with TSA.
Outrageous govt calls for outrageous measures, and conservatives are just not good at that.