[Dagnabitt]

How long has the government been hiding these hovering-faucets?

When we get to the bottom of this massive hovering-faucet conspiracy, the MSM and their masters in the government are going to implode!!

[Dagnabitt]

It was a Chi Com missile.

Sneaky Chi Coms! Sending their missiles on UPS flights!! Is there nothing they won't stoop to?

[Yardstick]

How long has the government been hiding these hovering-faucets?

It's the Chicoms. They're sneaky like that.