I swear. If I had to suffer the indignity of having a groper feel up my colostomy bag, you can be damn sure it would be full.
(At least it would be when the assault started. After that... The TSA groper would be WEARING the contents of said colostomy bag.)
Make sure you eat tuna Mac and broccoli before you go to the airport. And some nice strong coffee to wash it down! They’ll be WISHING you had a bomb.
TSA groper finds colostomy bag and thinks, ok whats this shit??? I can only hope my next TSA groper is a muslim, I’m loading up on bacon and stuffing it everywhere. You grope me, you go to Hell.