[Tijeras_Slim]

Welcome to FR.

If you find out anything about the TSA secret handshake, please don’t post it.

[lonevoice]

Welcome to FR! Sooner or later, someone here will teach you the secret FR handshake.

[dynachrome]

“if you hide your beliefs from anyone you lose, we lose, and our country loses. “

*sigh* I am guilty of that with my relatives. Cuts down on the arguments when we are at family gatherings.

Welcome to FR. Good article.

[The Comedian]

The militia secret handshake has a cold beer in it, or possibly a Crimson Trace grip. And sometimes, both, one in each hand.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Anti-Bubba182]

What you should do is avoid the word Militia and those that play around with it. What you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants. You don't have to commit any crime, just say anything they can make a conspiracy charge out of and that will happen.

It is a stupid game. You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia.

[Gamecock]

GEORGE: Now, fellas, fellas.. easy. You wouldn't want to beat up on one of your own.

MEMBER 2: Is that right? Then why don't you flash us the sign?

GEORGE: Right.. the sign. (Hesitates, then makes a series of stupid gestures)

STEVEN: That's not the sign.

GEORGE: (Defensively loud) It was when I was banging!

MEMBER 2: All right, if you really are one of us.. let's see you take the wallet off the next guy who walks by.

GEORGE: Love to! (Cracks his knuckles, then winces under the pain)

[Mister Da]

Your very first day! Welcome.

After you have been properly vetted we will teach you the secret handshake.

[MileHi]

Nice! And welcome.

[Bean Counter]

Welcome to FR, and I recommend you never shake hands with anyone here. Too many here insist on stuning their beeber, and they rarely wash their hands afterwards...

[GRRRRR]

http://www.google.com/search?q=amelia+foxwell&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Welcome, grab a chair and tell us a little more about yourself!

G

[scott7278]

Oh, there definitely is a secret handshake. Trust me on this.

[JRandomFreeper]

Last I looked, according to the Constitution and laws of the land, enacted by Congress assembled, all males that haven't yet turned 45 are part of the 'unorganized militia'

That doesn't mean us old guys can't defend the country, but that we don't have to muster, and can hang out on the front porch, waiting for the goblins to show up.

/johnny

[DNME]

Funny how the guys in my “neighborhood watch” group got all excited when they heard South Korea wanted to sell us a few thousand M-1 Garands and carbines. Why, I couldn’t get them to stick to the agenda topics of body armor pricing and the best brands of night vision gear!

Now it makes a little more sense ... lol

Then again, for several years now I’ve thinking about setting up a Colonial Minuteman Company for my Massachusetts town, to march in parades don’t ya know. Except I want everybody to carry an antique musket — and a modern sidearm. Just to make a statement.

[smokingfrog]

Welcome to FR.

I probably wouldn’t join a militia group, but then again, you never know. Would be interested in hearing more about your experience with them.

[Screaming_Gerbil]

Just come on out to a militia training. We're a pretty normal bunch of guys and gals...

 

Michigan Milita

[smokingfrog]

Interesting article along the same lines.

The American Militia - Out Of The Closet

[kennyboy509]

There are no militias.

Bill Clinton detroyed them all.

You are 10 years too late.

The only people looking for militias are paniced liberals hoping a militia nut will save obamas bacon.

just like clinton. OMG did I just stuble upon a thought?

Damn Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.

scuse me i must go rite dis down.