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The Militia Secret Handshake
Human Events ^ | 11/16/2010 | Amelia Foxwell

Posted on 11/16/2010 3:49:55 PM PST by Amelia Foxwell

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1 posted on 11/16/2010 3:49:58 PM PST by Amelia Foxwell
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To: Amelia Foxwell

Welcome to FR.

If you find out anything about the TSA secret handshake, please don’t post it.


2 posted on 11/16/2010 3:52:25 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I never shake hands with the TSA, you never know where those hands have been....


3 posted on 11/16/2010 3:55:30 PM PST by usmcobra (.Islam: providing Live Targets for United States Marines since 1786!)
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To: Amelia Foxwell

Welcome to FR! Sooner or later, someone here will teach you the secret FR handshake.


4 posted on 11/16/2010 3:57:46 PM PST by lonevoice (Qui me amat, amat et canem meam)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

there is no handshake with the TSA. All they do is start licking their lips and it’s grope time..


5 posted on 11/16/2010 3:58:38 PM PST by max americana
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To: Amelia Foxwell

“if you hide your beliefs from anyone you lose, we lose, and our country loses. “

*sigh* I am guilty of that with my relatives. Cuts down on the arguments when we are at family gatherings.

Welcome to FR. Good article.


6 posted on 11/16/2010 3:58:42 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Amelia Foxwell
The militia secret handshake has a cold beer in it, or possibly a Crimson Trace grip. And sometimes, both, one in each hand.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

7 posted on 11/16/2010 4:03:33 PM PST by The Comedian (I enjoy progressives, especially in a light cream sauce.)
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To: The Comedian

When does the funny stuff begin?


8 posted on 11/16/2010 4:11:28 PM PST by don-o (Wait. What?)
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To: Amelia Foxwell
What you should do is avoid the word Militia and those that play around with it. What you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants. You don't have to commit any crime, just say anything they can make a conspiracy charge out of and that will happen.

It is a stupid game. You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia.

10 posted on 11/16/2010 4:12:44 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Amelia Foxwell; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; ..

GEORGE: Now, fellas, fellas.. easy. You wouldn't want to beat up on one of your own.

MEMBER 2: Is that right? Then why don't you flash us the sign?

GEORGE: Right.. the sign. (Hesitates, then makes a series of stupid gestures)

STEVEN: That's not the sign.

GEORGE: (Defensively loud) It was when I was banging!

MEMBER 2: All right, if you really are one of us.. let's see you take the wallet off the next guy who walks by.

GEORGE: Love to! (Cracks his knuckles, then winces under the pain)

11 posted on 11/16/2010 4:18:10 PM PST by Gamecock ( Christianity is not the movement from vice to virtue, but from virtue to Grace.)
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To: dynachrome

“if you hide your beliefs from anyone you lose, we lose, and our country loses. “ LOL!!!

If you speak up you will soon lose your mind. I can deal with anger, complete denial and stupidity drives me around the bend.


12 posted on 11/16/2010 4:18:13 PM PST by WestwardHo (Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad.)
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To: Anti-Bubba182
What you should do is avoid the word Militia and those that play around with it. What you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants. You don't have to commit any crime, just say anything they can make a conspiracy charge out of and that will happen.

It is a stupid game. You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia.

Good idea. In fact, why not excise all the other words that are found in the U.S. Constitution that the assorted Quislings, cowards, and enemies, foreign and domestic don't care for.

Oh wait: that's what's brought us to this point....

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed ...

13 posted on 11/16/2010 4:19:44 PM PST by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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To: Anti-Bubba182

“you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants.”

An above ground militia/survival group/any so called right wing site (like FR) is going to have gov. informants, IMHO.
I think you can “speak” to them (without knowing who they are) in meetings by sticking to Constitutional principles and what a free country is, contrasting with the dem-o-rats and the marxists/fellow travellers/useful idiots.


14 posted on 11/16/2010 4:20:33 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: WestwardHo

“complete denial and stupidity drives me around the bend.”

you must know some of my relatives!


15 posted on 11/16/2010 4:22:32 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Amelia Foxwell

Your very first day! Welcome.

After you have been properly vetted we will teach you the secret handshake.


16 posted on 11/16/2010 4:24:36 PM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: Anti-Bubba182
"You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia."

Indeed. Perhaps, like the Army, a "Militia of One" is the way to go.

17 posted on 11/16/2010 4:30:45 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: Amelia Foxwell

Nice! And welcome.


18 posted on 11/16/2010 4:33:02 PM PST by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: archy

Don’t believe me. Ask the Hutarees.


19 posted on 11/16/2010 4:43:46 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
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To: The Comedian

My troll-meter is going off. This thread is the one and only post from this person.


20 posted on 11/16/2010 4:49:54 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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