The Militia Secret Handshake

Human Events ^ | 11/16/2010 | Amelia Foxwell

[Tijeras_Slim]

Welcome to FR.

If you find out anything about the TSA secret handshake, please don’t post it.

[usmcobra]

I never shake hands with the TSA, you never know where those hands have been....

[lonevoice]

Welcome to FR! Sooner or later, someone here will teach you the secret FR handshake.

[max americana]

there is no handshake with the TSA. All they do is start licking their lips and it’s grope time..

[dynachrome]

“if you hide your beliefs from anyone you lose, we lose, and our country loses. “

*sigh* I am guilty of that with my relatives. Cuts down on the arguments when we are at family gatherings.

Welcome to FR. Good article.

[The Comedian]

The militia secret handshake has a cold beer in it, or possibly a Crimson Trace grip. And sometimes, both, one in each hand.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[don-o]

When does the funny stuff begin?

[Anti-Bubba182]

What you should do is avoid the word Militia and those that play around with it. What you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants. You don't have to commit any crime, just say anything they can make a conspiracy charge out of and that will happen.

It is a stupid game. You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia.

[Gamecock]

GEORGE: Now, fellas, fellas.. easy. You wouldn't want to beat up on one of your own.

MEMBER 2: Is that right? Then why don't you flash us the sign?

GEORGE: Right.. the sign. (Hesitates, then makes a series of stupid gestures)

STEVEN: That's not the sign.

GEORGE: (Defensively loud) It was when I was banging!

MEMBER 2: All right, if you really are one of us.. let's see you take the wallet off the next guy who walks by.

GEORGE: Love to! (Cracks his knuckles, then winces under the pain)

[WestwardHo]

“if you hide your beliefs from anyone you lose, we lose, and our country loses. “ LOL!!!

If you speak up you will soon lose your mind. I can deal with anger, complete denial and stupidity drives me around the bend.

[archy]

What you should do is avoid the word Militia and those that play around with it. What you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants. You don't have to commit any crime, just say anything they can make a conspiracy charge out of and that will happen.

It is a stupid game. You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia.

Good idea. In fact, why not excise all the other words that are found in the U.S. Constitution that the assorted Quislings, cowards, and enemies, foreign and domestic don't care for.

Oh wait: that's what's brought us to this point....

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed ...

[dynachrome]

“you are likely to join with is an organization with government informants.”

An above ground militia/survival group/any so called right wing site (like FR) is going to have gov. informants, IMHO.
I think you can “speak” to them (without knowing who they are) in meetings by sticking to Constitutional principles and what a free country is, contrasting with the dem-o-rats and the marxists/fellow travellers/useful idiots.

[dynachrome]

“complete denial and stupidity drives me around the bend.”

you must know some of my relatives!

[Mister Da]

Your very first day! Welcome.

After you have been properly vetted we will teach you the secret handshake.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

"You are better off making prudent precautions with your neighbors and friends than playing Militia."

Indeed. Perhaps, like the Army, a "Militia of One" is the way to go.

[MileHi]

Nice! And welcome.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Don’t believe me. Ask the Hutarees.

[Cyber Liberty]

My troll-meter is going off. This thread is the one and only post from this person.