Posted on 11/16/2010 11:20:15 AM PST by ttjemery
Now they are going a step further by putting their hands down our pants, all in the name of fighting terror. They have no problem feeling us up, but for some reason can't secure our border. To see the video follow the link
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978700479
STOP BEING PC PANSY ASSES! Look, it’s highly unlikely that someone named Norman Goldblum, Patrick McCrary, George Smith or Helen Jackson is a terrorist. Jacob Yoder also isn’t.
Ahmed Mohammad might be. Mena Patel probably isn’t. Omar Hussein could be.
Use common sense. When we stop being afraid to say that old Jewish women probably aren’t terrorists and young Middle Eastern males might well be, we’ll be better off.
Profiling. Sorry, but it’s true. If you have the word “Mohammad” anywhere in your name, or are from any country that ends in “stan” we’re gonna check you out.
Oh, and seal the damn border.
You got that right, and actually they are to afraid to even search the ones who are a potential danger.
Do I get to have a cigarette after I have screening.
Racial profiling is right as rain!
If in the middle of the official down the pants groping...
-- the gropee just "got all emotional" and proceeded to beat the slimy snot out of the TSA screener...
---Self-defense against assualt (state criminal statutes in play)...
---Unintended reflex-response to being SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
etc...
More than a couple of good defenses here...
etc...
just sayin'
What say you??
The other question that comes to mind: Should I use a condom prior to screening.
When do the Nudist Flights start? Can they skip the lines?
Would be interesting to see the looks on some of their faces if some of the ‘rainbow blokes’
coooed . . .
OOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh do it some MORE!
at the first grope.
When Bush was president the left was so concerned that he was abusing the “rights” of terrorists. Now with Obama, the government abuses and tramples on the rights of all citizens against unreasonable searches, but who cares? Certainly not the left.
Please explain to me, Obama, why grabbing someone’s “package” is not a sexual assault.
Routine cavity searches by January?
I want to see the specific Federal Statute that exempts these TSA goons from charges of producing child pornography (in the case of minors), sexual assault, and any other applicable State crimes.
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“Sorry, but it’s true. If you have the word “Mohammad” anywhere in your name....”
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And don’t ignore a name like Hussein.
Traveler: I opt out.
TSA agent: OK, we'll have to give you a full pat down, including both thighs up to the groin.
Traveler: sigh if you must. But in the interests of full disclosure, you need to know that due to some unpleasant events in my past, which I neither want to discuss nor even think about, I'm told that the I beat the last guy who touched my crotch into a bloody pulp. Mind you, I have no recollection of actually doing this, and I think I can control it if I can brace myself for the unwanted contact. Still, I want you to know that I have the highest respect for you and admire the difficult job you do, so if I have a full psychotic break and injure you, it's nothing personal, and I have no conscious control over it.
(pause)
Traveler: Your move.
The TSA Anthem..............
Title: See Me, Feel Me
Artist: The Who
Send “See Me, Feel Me” Ringtone to your Cell
See Me
Feel Me
Touch Me
Heal Me
See Me
Feel Me
Touch Me
Heal Me
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet
Right behing you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinion
From you, I get the story
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinion
From you, I get the story......
No, but you might want to consider Vaseline.
I see you like that phrase. Post 147 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2627642/posts?q=1&;page=101
It’s time for people to start hiring lawyers.
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