I'm so vain
I walked into the party
Like I walking walking onto a yacht
My hat strategically dipped below one eye
My scarf it was apricot
My had one eye in the mirror
As I watched myself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be my partner
They'd be my partner, and
I'm so vain
You probably think this song is about me
I'm so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about me
I do! I do!
I had you several years ago
When you were still quite naive
Well, I said that we made such a pretty pair
And that I would never leave
But I gave away the things you loved
And one of them was life (liberty, and pursuit of happiness)
You had some dreams they were clouds in your coffee
Clouds in your coffee, and
I'm so vain
You probably think this song is about me
I'm so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about me
I do! I do!
You had some dreams they were clouds in your coffee
Clouds in your coffee, and
I'm so vain
You probably think this song is about me
I'm so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about me
I do! I do!
Well, I went up to Massachusetts
And my horse naturally won (oh, wait it lost, dammit!)
Then I flew Air Force One up to New York City
To see the total collapse of WTC 1
Well, I'm where I should be all the time
And when I'm not, I'm with
Some underworld spy or my wife's close friend
my wife's close friend, and
I'm so vain
You probably think this song is about me
I'm so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about me
I do! I do!
lol.