"Grover Glenn Norquist (born October 19, 1956) is president of taxpayer advocacy group Americans for Tax Reform. Norquist is a member of the board of directors of the National Rifle Association and the American Conservative Union, as well as the Advisory Council of GOProud.
Background and education
Norquist grew up in Weston, Massachusetts, and became involved with politics at an early age. In his early teenage years, Norquist volunteered for the 1968 Nixon campaign, assisting with get out the vote efforts. He enrolled at Harvard University in 1974, where he would obtain both a BA and MBA. While in school, Norquist was an editor at the Harvard Crimson and helped to publish the libertarian-leaning Harvard Chronicle. Norquist has said that he believes that one's political beliefs are fully developed by the age of 21. He attended the Leadership Institute in Arlington, Virginia, an organization that teaches conservative Americians how to influence public policy through activism and leadership."
You can't be gay and conservative. That's like being positively and negatively charged, having both a positive valence number and, on Thursday nights, a negative one.
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