You can't be gay and conservative. That's like being positively and negatively charged, having both a positive valence number and, on Thursday nights, a negative one.
"Baptists for Satan."
"Commies for Jesus."
Other such laughers suggest themselves.
From Wikipedia:
"Norquist, whose wife is Muslim, in 2010 emerged as the most outspoken Republican foe of politicizing the mosque-in-Manhattan issue, saying:
"This is a distraction from a winning game plan.... It is very stupid, when Republicans are poised to win an overwhelming victory in November over Democratic spending, to focus attention on this issue.""