Posted on 11/10/2010 7:43:08 AM PST by markomalley
Profile the damned muzzies.
You can hear the women scream when I got through the detector.
Actually, I haven’t flown since 1993 so.....
What? No dinner and drinks first?
a few local Sheriffs pursuing sexual assault charges against TSA agents should make this quite interesting...
Thank the new TSA head & Crapitano for this madness.
I don’t see how any of this helps security.
Muslims can claim exemption. They are better than the subhuman kufir. “Against my religion.” etc.
A muzzie would sue. What was all that blather after 9/11 that if we change our life style the terrorists have won?
At least one TSA agent was exposed as being into S&M perversions and sexually harassing people.
Depending on whether I get to chose the sex and cuteness of my fondler, I might refuse to be scanned two or three times. :-) (Where’s my Lazamataz club membership card?)
I may never fly again
This is far enough. Doing a groin check on somebody’s mother, wife, daughter, or granddaughter is idiotic.
Profile the damned muzzies.
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AMEN!!!
I’m done with flying until this changes.
I am interested in what would happen if EVERY passenger requested a private pat-down with a witness.
Lets just clog up the system!
Barney Frank will be flying more often.
Unfortunately, that seems to be how they choose, when they're not picking on grandma to show that they don't discriminate, i.e., don't think.
I probably have to fly to France in a few years but that’s about it
“Paper or Plastic?”
“Smoking or Non-Smoking?”
“Nut Bust or Dick Measure?”
Do Ya Think Im Sexy
Artist: Rod Stewart
Sugar
Sugar
mmm ... ooh
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He’s so nervous avoiding all her questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don’t you just know exactly what they’re thinking?
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
He’s acting shy looking for an answer
Come on, honey, let’s spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
His heart’s beating like a drum
‘Cause at last he’s got his girl home
Relax, baby, now we are alone
[break]
They wake at dawn ‘cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain’t what they’re thinking
Outside it’s cold, misty and it’s raining
They got each other, neither one’s complaining
He say’s I’m sorry but I’m out of milk and coffee
Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie
If you want my body and you think I’m sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so
Tell me so, baby
Someone needs to develop a 'feel up' machine to do the job. The searchee goes into the booth and the mechanical hands run themselves all over the person.
A lot of TSA folks can now be fired so they can no longer feel us up.
In fact, I suspect that some people may not want to come out of the booth, so the manufacturer could sell these to the public as a recreational device.
Here is a picture of a couple exiting the proposed device. Use by two people at once will be prohibited at airports.
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