Too bad we no longer have an Edison or Bell where we can stick all these scientists together to make stuff we can all use - Like tires that last as long as the car, or oil that lasts as long as the engine... or crops you can grow in your back yard that will keep your family in free food all year round.
Easy! Efficient! Affordable!
And all this by ...... Sixty-one!"
---Jonas Acme, fair-haired pharaoh of American Industry, explaing his theft of the fabled Zeppelin Tube ("Useless Tube or Tool of the Universe") from its pagan worshippers in SumaRatra.