RE “For the losing side: How to handle the post-election hangover (PEST: Post Election Stress Trauma)...”
I have the PERFECT solution - especially for all those green, enviro-freakie liberals who are absolutely distraught about this...
You know how they’re always whining about saving the planet, reducing the carbon footprint, reducing the population, etc.?
Here’s the PERFECT SOLUTION: All you Libs out there - LEAD BY EXAMPLE! Simply Off yourselves! Take yourselves out!
1. You can can jump off a bridge into the water, thereby returning yourselves to “nature” and becoming part of the food chain (that falls under “Save The Animals”)...another good method would be to walk into the nearest Protected WIldlife Reserve, walk up to the first Grizzly bear you find, and simply slap it on the rump...Think of it! You’re feeding the wildlife AND Saving the planet in one, economical move!
2. Or - if you’re too chickensh*t for that - You simply hold your breath for an hour or so (have a friend use some strategically-placed duct tape to help you - that will REALLY help reduce your carbon footprint... (falls under “Clean Air”)...
3. You can simply shoot yourselves too (Ooops...guns are BAAAAAD - I forgot...nevermind)...
4. There’s any number of ways you can lead by example; if all you libs would do these simple things, why, we’d cut carbon emissions IN HALF!! You’d be saving the planet!!!!
And doing the rest of us a favor...
Just a public service announcement...
(Was that mean? Was that harsh? Do I care?)
you forgot hemp rope...