Who is Jim Thompson? Jim Thompson kills dolphins for fun.
Jim Thompson rips labels off of mattresses.
Jim Thompson spends entire weekends imagining the most nasty things imaginable!
Who is Jim Thompson?
"He once had a ménage à trois by himself."
"His business card simply says 'I'll call you.'"
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
"He lives vicariously through himself."
He is--THE MOST INTERESTING BOARD OWNER IN THE WORLD...
Stay thirsty, my friends.