[Grizzled Bear]

Who is Jim Thompson?

Jim Thompson kills dolphins for fun.

Jim Thompson rips labels off of mattresses.

Jim Thompson spends entire weekends imagining the most nasty things imaginable!

[OCCASparky]

Who is Jim Thompson?

"He once had a ménage à trois by himself."
"His business card simply says 'I'll call you.'"
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
"He lives vicariously through himself."

He is--THE MOST INTERESTING BOARD OWNER IN THE WORLD...



Stay thirsty, my friends.