Perhaps the fact the egger was RUNNING AWAY from the car was a slight hint (quite subtle, I admit) that car-jacking wasn’t the purpose of the egging?
The guy in the Merc would have saved TWO lives, and a pantload of money, had he just swallowed his pride and gone to a car wash.
As for what he’ll be swallowing now....
This is how I envision the events:
Punk throwing eggs at cars. Hits a gold Mercedes.
Punk defiantly stands there while said Mercedes driver stops and turns around.
(I’d be crapping my pants and running for the hills)
Punk and driver exhange words. Driver pulls weapons.
Punk then and only then starts running away. Too bad he passes away before he runs away.