She looks more like 59.
But seriously, this is no laughing matter. After my divorce I moved to a condo unit with 4 condos on my floor. Across the hall is an 19 year old beautiful redheaded blue-eyed coed on a gymnastics scholarship.
It started out with hello now and then until her garbage disposal jammed. As I was leaving to get groceries, she peaked out of her door and asked if I could help her with it. I said sure, it is just an allen wrench adjustment, no problem. That’s when I found out that she is also a nudist.(and that she is a natural redhead)
She led me to the kitchen and I worked on the disposal while she did her daily stretching and yoga stuff.
I got it working and had her check it. My goodness, she was so grateful it was unbelievable. She kept begging me if there was anything, anything, she could do to thank me. I said, don’t worry about it and got out of there as fast as I could.
Now, I can’t get rid of her. She is always asking me to come over for dinner or for coffee. Well, I just ate and it is too late for coffee at this hour. I don’t know.
Just last night around 11pm she tapped on my door holding a bottle of wine. I kept telling her that her robe was open but she just didn’t seem to care. I could see into her apartment and it kind of creeped me out. Nothing but dim light and candles.
The big complaint this time...? She said she was cold.
I asked if her heater was broken and she looked confused and said it was fine. So now I’m the one who is confused!
Finally I told her that if she would wear some clothing once in a while that would take care of it.
Jeez, I can’t figure out what is going on with this girl. What does she want from me!?
Go look in the mirror and slap yourself REALLY hard.
I used to read Letters to Penthouse too.