Man Dies Of Caffeine Overdose

By NewsCore via MyFox via Drudge ^ | Friday, 29 Oct 2010, 11:42 AM EDT

[gundog]

I took a lot of No-Doz once as a teenager.

A friend that was once in the Army said they'd split a box of No-Doz two ways to pull a watch. Called it "doin' a slab." Pretty well amped them out of their minds.

[BunnySlippers]

If you drink too much water, you die. We need a label on water.

Sheesh!

[Monkey Face]

I doubt that there is that much caffeine in chocolate, so I’m safe!

[Monkey Face]

Chocolate is good!

[null and void]

That depends on how much you eat...

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[sinsofsolarempirefan]

To be fair, it would be pretty hard to OD on water. I don’t think it unreasonable to put a warning label on something that can kill you with two teaspoonfuls...

[Red Badger]

This guy should certainly be nominated for a Darwin Award.
He should at least get an Honorable Mention...............

[3niner]

...Bedford’s aunt Sue Burton said, "I think there should be a warning on it saying it can kill."

Water can kill, if you drink too much in a short period of time.

[Libloather]

Eyes wide shut?

[Red Badger]

I bought caffeine powder to use in formulating a facial serum.

It works............

[Darksheare]

Beware, It LIVES!

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The coroner criticized the product.
How about blaming the fool who ate the product?

[Darksheare]

I perfected that horror nully posted while in the military.
Artillerymen aren’t known for sanity.
];-)

[Monkey Face]

Now I’ll have nightmares for sure. *shudder*

[Rebelbase]

“I bought caffeine powder to use in formulating a facial serum”

Please, do tell...

[Darksheare]

Ah-HA!
It’s NOT my fault!

[Monkey Face]

These days, I limit myself. (NOT!!)

It helps me sleep!

[Mr. Bird]

I seem to recall a pharmacology professor explaining caffeine’s potency thus: decaf is 99% caffeine free. Regular coffee is 98% caffeine free.

[antiRepublicrat]

The bitterness is mainly due to using cheap Maxwell House coffee and recirculating it. It’s quite easy to make deadly coffe that tastes good. Try a French press loaded up with some quality coffee.

[Stonewall Jackson]

Last year, I chewed three pieces of caffeine gum and drank two Mountain Dews in less than half an hour. Ended up with the worst stomach ache I’ve ever had, my heart was racing, and I was shaking and twitching for almost twelve hours afterward.