I say that conservatives ought to take out a new party name in all 50 states, including DC, P.R., and Guam, and call it... "Liberal Party", or better yet, "Democrat America Party, Inc.", file it, and get a 'volunteer' to register as they candidate in every state-wide Congressional election in 2012. That should split up plenty of the "DONKEY" constituency to blindly pull that trigger.
HOw about The Progressive Party?