I hope she likes the part of Islam that allows her husband to beat her. He’s probably looking forward to it...
I wonder how Tony Blair feels about this. Were this my sister, I would be in “alarm overload” by now.
“I also haven’t had a drink in 45 days, the longest period in 25 years.”
Maybe she should have joined A.A instead.
Was it the oppression that drew her in? Or perhaps she witnessed a stoning and saw the light?
Everywhere you look there’s pink ribbons for breast cancer awareness. What color ribbons are there for finding a cure for STUPID?!
but .. can anyone connect her to Kevin Bacon?
she might have a problem there
Morphine basically deadens the senses, doesn't it?
So, is this a good thing, sister?
Dumbass.
She’s on page 60?!....now that’s what I call dedication!
a “shot of spiritual morphine.”
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deadens the pain when they lop her head off, I reckun.
She’ll revert after another sort of holy experience.
Then they’ll put her on the better off dead list.
Since He knew this was going to happen, I figure it’s all part of God’s plan.
So she’s read 60 pages of the Mohammad’s “revelations” and that plus jet lag causes her to convert? What did she convert from?? Journalism?
I’m sure she’s grateful to something for detox. But I’m not sure praying to the muzzie version of god is superior to praying to the porceline goddess. Maybe one in the same.
Islam is for the VERY weak of mind.
Nice to know she studied so much before converting. She’s on page 60 of the Koran. Must be some powerful ‘stuff’ in that first 60 pages. My guess is she hadn’t read page one before making the jump. (Puddin’ headed westerners...)
Temporary insanity led her to the conversion. Unfortunately for her now, she will be the subject of death threats if she gets over her insanity and decides to return to the world of normal human beings.
“I’m on page 60.”
Ah, yes. The beheading chapter. I won’t spoil it for you but the butler didn’t do it.
No pork? No alcohol? Pass.
This is the money line...this is a woman who has been looking for something to change her life, when all she had to do was go to an AA meeting where you find your own LOVING God.