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Sorry, I found this burger bar more offensive than a lapdancing club
Daily Mail (UK) ^ | Liz Jones

Posted on 10/19/2010 4:28:35 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

This is probably the worst Friday night of my life - and that's saying something. I'm sat on a high stool at a small table, plasma screens are oozing sports programmes around my head and there is a grubby plastic menu in front of me that is littered with pictures of fast food.

Not a green vegetable in sight, unless you count a deep fried chilli, coated in batter.

There is the thump, thump, thump of awful music in the background, competing with the braying of table upon table of men: young men, old men, students, office workers, football supporters...

Weaving between the tables are young women bearing enormous, overflowing jugs of beer and steaming piles of food. I keep beckoning the wrong waitress, as it's so hard to tell them apart.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bars; guesswhosdateless; hooters; liziscrabbywabby; sports; sportsbars
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To: PeteB570

Well, the hostesses are wearing MORE than next to nothing.


81 posted on 10/19/2010 6:01:49 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: Tax-chick
I’m truly happy for you, Laz.

Thank you. I always tell her not to stare directly at the genitalia.

It might damage her retinas.

:)

82 posted on 10/19/2010 6:02:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
And what they are marketing is the hoot!

“OMG! Great to see you. You guyz r the best! When are you coming back?”

I don't need to go to Hooters to have a beautiful woman make me feel like she is happy to see me, and I feel sorry for those who have to purchase such a fleeting and transitory illusion of such.

It is strip-club lite, for those unwilling to commit (both the men and the women) to full on frontal nudity.

83 posted on 10/19/2010 6:02:57 PM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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To: Tax-chick

I guess I know a lot of fringe women.


84 posted on 10/19/2010 6:04:02 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL! Whatever works for you, I’m glad it does.


85 posted on 10/19/2010 6:04:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love the smell of napalm in November. Cue the Wagner music ...)
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To: CaptainK

Not my business ... but if the demand were there, the supply would be, too, all over the Interstates ... and it’s not.

However, I have a nursing baby, so I have to take the hooters to another room.


86 posted on 10/19/2010 6:05:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I love the smell of napalm in November. Cue the Wagner music ...)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

The locations link doesn’t work. Is that a west coast establishment?


87 posted on 10/19/2010 6:07:24 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: TChad

Haha, it is also funny that the “salad” is mostly bacon and fried chicken.

Go Hooters!


88 posted on 10/19/2010 6:08:19 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I like Hooters. I don’t think I like Liz.


89 posted on 10/19/2010 6:08:39 PM PDT by meyer (Tax the productive to carry the freeloaders - What is it with democrats and slavery?)
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To: allmendream
I don't need to go to Hooters to have a beautiful woman make me feel like she is happy to see me, and I feel sorry for those who have to purchase such a fleeting and transitory illusion of such.

Yet I and a lovely redheaded woman with killer legs and and an amazing .... um, okay, enough ... my girlfriend, went there. Maybe people sometimes go there just to eat. Maybe people like myself, my gal, the families scattered in booths all over, and the occasional couple.

It is strip-club lite, for those unwilling to commit (both the men and the women) to full on frontal nudity.

Personally, I saw them more as a restaurant with a goofy gimmick (and reasonably good wings).....

.... but that's just me.

90 posted on 10/19/2010 6:09:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

And the goofy gimic is “strip club lite”.


91 posted on 10/19/2010 6:11:55 PM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

We got one in Cobb county Ga...near Kennesaw(And Kennesaw State..yum). I dunno where all they’re located.


92 posted on 10/19/2010 6:13:15 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: allmendream
And the goofy gimic is “strip club lite”.

Opinions, they are like defecatory portals. :) I simply don't see it that way, and it appears nearly every city, including many deep in the Bible Belt, agree with my defacatory portal.

They zone them as Light Commercial Without Restriction (as opposed to With Restriction, like strip clubs, tobacco shops, and gun stores).

93 posted on 10/19/2010 6:16:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: leaning conservative
Inside I was saying to myself......”Real men don’t wear thongs & dance for women”...................

Dammit. Smacks forehead.

94 posted on 10/19/2010 6:18:51 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: martin_fierro

Obviously she needs implants.


95 posted on 10/19/2010 6:22:18 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: TheOldLady

HB to you, too. I’m already there. Ain’t fun bein’ OLD?


96 posted on 10/19/2010 6:26:55 PM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith! Even when it gets tough! Nothing else will do.)
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To: martin_fierro

HAHAHAHAHA!


97 posted on 10/19/2010 6:41:51 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Kagan and Sotomayor-Hope and Change)
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To: Larry Lucido

Be sure to get the fried pickles/jalapenos. They’re addictive. I live at my local Hooters. The girls mostly are college undergrads, and most are good friends. Always ask about my dog. They can’t beat the money and schedule. Nothing trashy about them.


98 posted on 10/19/2010 6:42:19 PM PDT by TStro
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To: allmendream

I frequent our local Hooters quite a bit, and entertain a lot of clients there. I have made friends with all the waitresses. None are as you describe. I’ve been to other Hooters in many states, and haven’t seen what you describe. All the waitresses I know are extremely nice. I am NOT LONELY, and I don’t hit on the waitresses (I also don’t drink). They actually have decent food (try the fried pickles/jalapenos). The girls have flexible schedules that allow them to go to school and make great money. You sound like a bitter old hag.


99 posted on 10/19/2010 6:55:09 PM PDT by TStro
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To: allmendream

I frequent our local Hooters quite a bit, and entertain a lot of clients there. I have made friends with all the waitresses. None are as you describe. I’ve been to other Hooters in many states, and haven’t seen what you describe. All the waitresses I know are extremely nice. I am NOT LONELY, and I don’t hit on the waitresses (I also don’t drink). They actually have decent food (try the fried pickles/jalapenos). The girls have flexible schedules that allow them to go to school and make great money. You sound like a bitter old hag.


100 posted on 10/19/2010 6:55:56 PM PDT by TStro
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