Posted on 10/19/2010 4:28:35 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
This is probably the worst Friday night of my life - and that's saying something. I'm sat on a high stool at a small table, plasma screens are oozing sports programmes around my head and there is a grubby plastic menu in front of me that is littered with pictures of fast food.
Not a green vegetable in sight, unless you count a deep fried chilli, coated in batter.
There is the thump, thump, thump of awful music in the background, competing with the braying of table upon table of men: young men, old men, students, office workers, football supporters...
Weaving between the tables are young women bearing enormous, overflowing jugs of beer and steaming piles of food. I keep beckoning the wrong waitress, as it's so hard to tell them apart.
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The girls at the office are taking me to Hooters this Friday for my birthday. I’m gonna be a very happy almost-54-year-old.
And she'll never, ever be the girl next door.
I’ve been in a few Hooters restaurants in different states. There’s nothing trashy about them. Hooters is a family restaurant.
They are kinda' dense there aren't they.
Go to a grocery store. Buy some meal ingredients, including vegetables. Take them home; cook them and eat them.
Wasn’t that easy? And inexpensive, too!
Ooooh! Have a giant, sloppy burger and a nice beer for me, and Happy Birthday to you.
The rest of the beers you’ll have to have for someone else, LOL!
I’ll be nine years older than you for the next couple of months.
I tried, but I just couldn’t finish the article. Too much whining.
The bottom line for me is, if you don’t like a place, don’t go. Hooters isn’t my thing, but I’m not going to tell any of you that there’s something wrong with going there, ‘cause where you eat is your *own darn business*.
Man, I wish these old liberal busybodies would do us all a favor and pull the stick out of their rear ends!
Or if not Liz, Ms. Garofalo before she puts on her makeup...
1. you, like others, haven't been there at all, preferring to ride the horse of self-righteousness by relying on reports by critics, orYou're incorrect on all counts.
2. you're simply deranged.
Bookmark.
Did you not KNOW what this place was?
No, she'd need more than silicone to get to Page 3.
She says she was in the Playboy Club on Park Lane in the 70's and found it superior to Hooters.
I also was in the Playboy Club on Park Lane in the '70's and thought the atmosphere there was pretty sad. The Hooters girls at least smile.
Well, the one holding the sign certainly isn’t. (Decoration, I mean)
I always thought having an owl (and owl eyes) as a logo
was a good business decision.
They came wheeling out of the parkinglot swerving, saw my wife from across the street, rolled down passenger window and screamed out to me what was obvious to all and sundry....
Yes, she has really nice t!ts you lowlife scum. Now why don't you go choke on a hotwing!
Place is no better than a stripclub with about the same level of clientele, other than the people who think it is a “family restaurant” and bring their family! Because what 9 year old doesn't like seeing the bottom part of a gal's bottom poking out of her shorts?
And I’ve got ten plus years on you.
Tempus fugit,eh ?
“Hooters was started in 1983 by six Florida businessmen with no experience of catering...”
Calling Hooters “catering” somehow sounds like an insult for both parts.
At the beach they pay women to be scantily clad while they hustle you for tips? Olympic figure skaters have to show a minimum amount of cleavage and/or HAVE a minimum amount of cleavage? Sorry, not even close.
It is a place for MEN to be MEN, drink beer, watch sports, eat hot wings, and gawk at (and talk to, the real losers even try to hit on) a beautiful woman.
It is no more a family restaurant than a stripclub is a singles bar.
The men coming out of the Hooters sound and act like men coming out of a stripclub.
“Your girlfriend has nice t!ts” was my experience.
“Show us your tits, if you had any.” was hers.
Sounds like a real family environment to me! If your family is from the trailer park.
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